I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.
I had a customer ask what came with the Chicken and Scallops meal, and when I started rattling off the fried rice and zucchini and onion etc., he asked “But does it come with chicken?”
I work at a Vans shoe store. People ask me if we sell Nike’s/Converse at LEAST twice a week.
My sister once called me at 11PM asking for help setting up a VCR, reason being is that she works with autistic children, and their favourite movies are still on VHS. This seemed perfectly reasonable up to the point where she said “Where do I put the Red White and Yellow cables?”. Being the nice brother, I politely directed her to the back of the TV where the inputs are. She then asked “I see the Yellow, Red, and White inputs, but where do I put the Red, White, and Yellow cables into?”. Being tired from working a 12 hour shift in a corn field, I was a little more edgy this time around, telling her slowly that the Yellow goes to the Yellow, Red to Red, etc. She thanked me, then hung up. I get a call not 2 minutes later from her again, asking why the VCR wont turn on. I immediately ask her if it was plugged in. She responds “Oh… I didn’t know it had to be plugged in, I thought the taped were rewound so they would power the VCR.”